amateur spikeball player
professional flat white drinker
inspired by epic ultimate frisbee layouts
uninspired by the 2min it takes to brush my teeth
gets advice from calvin & hobbes
gives advice to anyone who didn’t ask
youngest regular at cbs sunday mornings
oldest frequenter of bunk beds
skilled at completing the sunday nytimes ken ken
could be better at using the bathroom before we go
often found at ben & jerrys
but most likely on the couch