amateur spikeball player

professional flat white drinker

inspired by epic ultimate frisbee layouts

uninspired by the 2min it takes to brush my teeth

gets advice from calvin & hobbes

gives advice to anyone who didn’t ask

youngest regular at cbs sunday mornings

oldest frequenter of bunk beds

skilled at completing the sunday nytimes ken ken

could be better at using the bathroom before we go

often found at ben & jerrys

but most likely on the couch